#1 (N) This cool website where you can ask, answer, and rant about life, love, and anything else that happens in life. And do it completely anonymously.

#2 (N) When you ask lame questions or make lame statements on Youlame

#3 (V) The act of posting a question or comment on Youlame.. (youlame it)

Example #1:
Guy: I want to ask Jenny out but I don't know if she likes me... what should I do?

Friend: Why don't you ask youlame? They give free advice to anyone and no one will know it's you because it's anonymous!

Example #2:

Girl: I have never kissed a boy but I really like this guy. I'm too embarassed to ask anyone because I don't want to be made fun of

Brother: Ew.. I'm not interested in your love life but Youlame it. They'll give you good advice.

Example #3:

Person: WHY DOES THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! I AM SO MAD! No one even understands me.... they just judge me. I am going to rant on Youlame! No one can judge me then!

Youlame by Wondering Leaf January 23, 2014

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Youlag

Being held hostage by being forced to watch a youtube video (Similar to being in a gulag prison camp)

Person #1: "Hey, check out this sweet Youtube video!"
*5 minutes later*
Person #2: "Can't believe I've been in the Youlag for the last 5 minutes."

Youlag by Maregon_draco July 2, 2015

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Youlia

This is a KICK-ASS girl, with a wicked sense of humor. She is crazy and one of kind. No one can keep up with her and drama follows her like around like a lost puppy, but she is still down to Earth. Everyone needs a Youlia, end of story.

OMG did you hear what happened to Youlia??

Youlia's life is so CRAZY!!!

Youlia by IBK88 June 24, 2010

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Youlease

a man who sees alot of porn and is know for the being the home of porn

Guy1: "man i want to see porn"
Guy2: "then let go to youlease"
Guy1: "alright for sure"

Youlease by aye bigg dawg May 26, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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