you remember that 

When You want to hang out with your Friend but they come up with some lousy excuse, so you tell them you remember that because when they want to hang out with you, you will come up with some lousy excuse just like they did.

Man 1 : "Hey, lets go this place."
Man 2 : "No, I'm playing video games."
Man 1 : "You remember that."

(Five Days Later) ;
Man 2 : "Dude, let's hang out!"
Man 1 : "No sorry, I'm playing video games right now."

you remember that by grandest of autismo November 18, 2018

why do you remember that?! 

A (usually defensive) phrase used when someone brings up something embarassing or something you wanted to have forgotten and you want to divert the subject from you to them

Devin: Hey, Carol do you remember that time you tripped and faceplanted right into my locker? ;) Carol: Why do you remember that?!

why do you remember that?! by Cassie... January 16, 2011

Is that how you remember it? 

Is that how you remember it? — a statement designed to call into question the projected memories of a person waxing poetic about the past. It’s another way of saying: HELL NAW!!!!!!!! It wasn’t that way at all!!!!!! The ethos of “Is that how you remember it?” Is best captured by The Doobie Brothers song featuring Michael McDonald on lead vocals What a Fool Believes — which was an awesome song.

And yes! That’s how I remember it!

Lover #1 when we were together we were both happy. No matter where we went out to eat, it seemed as though they were always playing our song. I never knew love before I met you!

Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?

Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.

Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?

Is that how you remember it? by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me 

Please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me by Anicawoff August 30, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019