You got me 

You have me with you no matter what forever.

Dont have to worry about anything, you got me.

You got me by w4th3f0u July 1, 2008

you got me 

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense

Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.

you got me by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006

You got me fucked up

An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.

1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."

3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."

You got me fucked up by princeoffacade January 17, 2022

you got me tight yo 

Being upset or annoyed at someone

You got me tight yo, fuck outah my face

you got me tight yo by Skrtskrtlilhoe April 25, 2017

you got me feeling some typa way 

meaning he/she's feeling you and or liking you or the situation

damn you got me feeling some typa way

you got me feeling some typa way by princess0170 June 1, 2016

you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.

friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.

you got me fucked up by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004

You got me bent 

To be said when someone is insisting on doing something you normally would not do unless whipped. Usually, it is to be said while making the confused Jimmy Butler face.

Friend: We should buy an eight ball for Friday!
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.

You got me bent by jd.ojeda.7 May 19, 2017