You absolute

You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.

Jim you absolute coat hanger

You absolute by Partykiller June 16, 2018

you absolute nut 

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

you absolute nut by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018

You Absolute Heap! 

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"

You Absolute Heap!

You Absolute Heap! by Chunderboy October 29, 2010

You Absolute Soggy Flannel 

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

You Absolute Soggy Flannel by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

You get absolutely no bitches by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022