You Thawt

When someone says something that they seem sure of, but you know they are wrong.

Guy 1: Oh i'm uh do a fatality on dat ass.
Guy 2: You thawt.

by Wrinkless Penis May 21, 2011

because fuck you that's why

When no explanation is necessary.

Douche: yo, why can't I get some of that azz?

Hot chick: because fuck you that's why.

by Supadupaflye69 August 12, 2014

i'll give you that

it means I admit that, I admit it.

You have a nice body, i'll give you that, but what about your face? IT'S UGLY!!!!

by TaylorFTW September 2, 2012

Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?

A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.

Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa

by Adam V. April 13, 2018

I'll tell you that shit for free

when something is so obvious to one person that he will not even charge, for it being to sed to a companion friend or aquaintace.

tom: what do you think of tim's mam?
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!

by muthar November 9, 2004

Fuck you that's why!

The correct response to a smart arsed sarcastic question, usually from your partner.

Gemma :"You have apparently took a wrong turn and are now going in the wrong direction. Phils house is the other way, why did you do this?"
John : "Fuck you that's why!"

by KingPryle September 25, 2010

i showed you that

When an individual reposts a link, quote, pictures, etc. on Facebook without crediting the person from which they were originally shown the material. The original poster usually comments the newly reposted material saying "umm...i showed you that" complete with nuances of irritation and a "wtf" feeling since you did not credit their name.

Usually used in cases of extremely viral, common, and clichéd material; therefore, a shout out is generally not expected.

"check out miss teen south carolina hahahaha"

comment: "UMMMM wow i showed you that."

by cal polyy October 4, 2009