You Gotta Be Kidding Me 

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

You Gotta Be Kidding Me by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

You gotta be fucking kidding me 

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

You gotta be fucking kidding me by Master of Girth April 4, 2003