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You’re funny 

When a man is talking to women who's caught starting at his crotch, makes jokes that are funny, says something that could be interpreted as sexual, when a women leaves themselves open for a joke that could be sexual, but instead of making the joke the man will say you're funny to not make anything awkward.

Another way to give women face while still being able to be a man.
Women: casually talking to a man than looks at his crotch
Man: notices; “you're funny”

Women: “My wrist hurt from all the work load this week.”
Man: “You’re funny” example {inner thoughts} (stop flicking your bean so much)

Women: “ My throat is sore. I can barely swallow.”
Man: “you're funny.”

Women: (makes any joke)
Man: You’re funny.
You’re funny by Aphrodose August 5, 2022
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You're funny 

You're funny as in I can't take you seriously lmao
"Hey little mama, wyd tonight"
"You're funny if you think you even have a chance with me"
You're funny by cloutchaser October 9, 2022

You're funny 

The maximum amount of "no". If someone makes a request of you and you tell them "You're funny", you mean "No" to the point where one thinks it's humorous.
Girlfriend: Can I get rid of your Bionicles?

Boyfriend: Haha, You're funny!

no one thinks you're funny 

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

“You’re so funny” 

What does it mean when a girl says “you’re so funny”? She wants that dick!
“You’re so funny” by Ipkkl February 18, 2023

You're fuckin funny

Sarcastically saying someone is funny when you are pissed at them for making a joke at your expense.
Ha! You're fuckin funny Ben!

you're so funny 

You're so not funny.
+ Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
- You're so funny, I'm screaming.
you're so funny by dieghitto January 16, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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