1. A faggit named Sunnie with a gargantuan cranium. Oh yah, he's a high school dropout also.
2. An IT
dork stranded in Turkey who listens to nothing but the Justus League. You guessed it, he gotta man-crush on 9th.
3. Someone with an affinity for Turkish
Tranny's. He claims to like poosy, but in reality loves
Tranny's.
4. Someone who wastes $15k on a $8k car to turn a decent Lexus into a $5k Honda rice rocket.
5. Early reports say he photoshops his teeth crazy white in pictures to cover his bad Arabian hygiene.