yoink

Derived from the animated tv show, The Simpsons, this word, also associated with D'oh!, is the noise made when stealing something in blatant view

Lindsay :*turns away, leaving chips unattended*
Alex: YOINK!
Lindsay: Hey, why'd you take my chips!?

by Ezzy September 2, 2005

yoink

To violently or non violently take an object from another, regardless of the love or respect the yoinkee has for the beyoinked object.

"Yoink!" I exclaimed wickedly as I sharply stole Martha's hat.

by shellybasser April 8, 2003

yoink

1. to steal an object from another
see also liberation, gank, and steal
2. a sound made when taking another's possession as your own

I yoinked a soda from the gas station because the attendant was such an asshole.

by whoredon January 12, 2004

yoink

The noise an object makes when it is no longer there. Often the person removing said object will amplify this noise making it apear as though they just said it.

'yoink'
man 1: "wow that car just vanished"

by mad sid May 25, 2005

Yoinked

When you take something swiftly and in a quick manor

Guy1: yo bro did you fuck the other night

Guy2: ye bro of course

Guy1: nice what was she like?
Guy2: oh it was her fist time

Guy1: oh
Guy2: ye she was like 13 I YOINKED her virginity

Guy1: and your probably gonna get yoinked on to a register, see ya later

by IJustThrewYaNan November 18, 2019

yoinked

to describe something being taken; or to describe somthing that has been destroyed

me: i absolutely yoinked this kids ankles yesterday
other kid: thats tough

by juulkid69 November 19, 2018

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard their eyes start watering

“Damn dude she Yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 26, 2019