The Devil's Yoga 

The simple act of sexual intercourse.

Maybe next time you should think about using protection before doing the Devil's yoga.

The Devil's Yoga by Big Poopie August 28, 2018

Yoga Spit Cup 

When a woman enters the "wide legged forward fold" yoga position and a man recieves oral sex from her while simultaneously spreading her labia from above and using her vagina as a spit cup.

I hooked up with a confused feminist from a physical therapy training course who wanted to meld progressive sex with redneck values, so I gave her the Yoga Spit Cup.

Yoga Spit Cup by El Presidente 69 January 6, 2017

Yoga sex 

Kinky sex. Flexible sex. One partner holds a complicated yoga pose, while the othe fucks them. The other partner can choose if they want to be in a yoga position also. Yoga sex strengthens the core and the mind.

Jerry and Meg were having yoga sex. She was in scorpion position while he fucked her.

Yoga sex by claireknowshershit April 30, 2014

yoga suit 

A term created by marketing weasels to help sell the warehouses full of ugly, outdated polyester jogging suits left over from the early '80s.

"Looks like Sissy bought a new yoga suit at ShopKo."

"Capitalist tool."

yoga suit by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Yoga Stink

The foul odor that emanates from individuals in a yoga class. This includes the murky, lingering stench that one walks in to after a yoga class has ended and one is waiting for the next class to begin.

"My mat was right next to someone with the worst yoga stink I have ever smelled."

"I walked in to the yoga stink and had to turn right back around."

Yoga Stink by SarahTSarahT May 3, 2008

yoga-spouse 

A married woman or man who does not have to work to help his/her family financially survive. He/she may choose to work part-time or full-time but does so from a hobbyist point of view. He/she may enter and leave the workforce on a whim.

Even though a yoga-spouse may or may not be a parent, he/she is a care-free individual who has sufficient time to workout or socialize whenever he/she pleases. Financial burdens are far from his/her purview.

Amy quit her stressful job to spend more time at yoga class and socialize with her friends thus becoming a yoga-spouse.

yoga-spouse by greenstreets March 17, 2020

Yoga Sesh 

(Short for Yoga Session)
When you need to train your glutes and abs by doing some manly yoga. Fun to do after eating nachos and/or cage matching with a bear.

PE Teacher: "Alright guys! We're gonna do 4 sets of Jump Ropes then pop out a sweet Yoga Sesh!"
Class: "This is totally helping us."

Yoga Sesh by Mr Moldybread December 21, 2010