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Yeti Pubes

1)ungroomed Wild-like pubes.

2) Donald Trump’s pubic hair
Like a toadstool...I lay there , annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Karts -Stormy Daniels
Yeti Pubes by Snowflake75 September 18, 2018
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Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
Yeti pubes by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018

Yeti pubes

The Yeti were a species of humanoid ape-like beings that lived in the Himalayan Mountain region of Tibet. The Yeti are also popularly known by the name Abominable Snowmen. Many can visualize what the Abominable Snowmen looked like by recalling the character from the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer children's Christmas program. To picture Yeti pubes, imagine a guy with the same type of white, furry, unkempt hair in his pub region as the Abominable Snowman had all over his entire body. Stormy Daniels made this description famous in 2018 while describing the genital region of the fake illegitimate president Donald J. Trump, which she saw during their adulterous affair.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."
Yeti pubes by Bakunin Lives September 19, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026