Yestwodays
I met her yestwodays
Yestwodays by El Benjamino February 7, 2013
Words you can keep
Yesterdays Dick
Yesterday's Dick: The term is used when you engage in two sexual acts one after another, but on seperate days. For example engaging in intercourse friday, not showering, and recieving a blowjob on saturday morning.
Yesterdays Dick by Cutler & Curtis corp. April 18, 2010
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Yesterdaysies
Noun: Pertaining to the clothes/outfit you woke up in from the day before, smelling like the night before, and usually, at someone else's home. It could be the sidewalk, frankly. Whatever the reason. Perhaps you find yourself on Mars. Even a full Space X suit that you can wear for fuckn days will eventually simply be, Yesterdaysies. Poetry.
Events leading to Yesterdaysies are indicative of, commonly, some or other unplanned drunken adventure, mental challenges, or hopefully a safe sexual encounter. Or whatever the fresh universal hell happens on Mars. These events usually occur during the immediately preceding hours. As long as you* Beyonce voice* "I woke up like this!... And shall remain that way, should I choose to be, bathed or otherwise" ... Then you may use this term. You can use it almost immediately with yourself and then also those around you, wherever you awakened, presuming you are not alone. Most commonly, it is with people you feel comfortable enough to be unshowered around and in, what could possibly be, someone else's attire.
It can be used as an exclamation, accusation, suspicion, it can be proclaimed. Named. Even shamed. But never maimed. Because violence is not OK.
Events leading to Yesterdaysies are indicative of, commonly, some or other unplanned drunken adventure, mental challenges, or hopefully a safe sexual encounter. Or whatever the fresh universal hell happens on Mars. These events usually occur during the immediately preceding hours. As long as you* Beyonce voice* "I woke up like this!... And shall remain that way, should I choose to be, bathed or otherwise" ... Then you may use this term. You can use it almost immediately with yourself and then also those around you, wherever you awakened, presuming you are not alone. Most commonly, it is with people you feel comfortable enough to be unshowered around and in, what could possibly be, someone else's attire.
It can be used as an exclamation, accusation, suspicion, it can be proclaimed. Named. Even shamed. But never maimed. Because violence is not OK.
Bradley: Hey man. Don't go out in your Yesterdaysies, I have clothes to fit you.
Meanan: Nah, it's ok man. I like my Yesterdaysies. I managed to not chunder or fall into a bush like Fat Chris or Garry.
So my clothes are clean and publicly palatable, Byron.
Garry walks in like a cowboy who woke up in the sun after a saloon brawl : You ladies done talking? I'm sweating bullets in my Yesterdaysies. Can we get breakfast already?
Keenz: Calm down Garth. You're getting Hangry again.
Gertrude: I will end you, Karen! Now, I have a tim henman for some bacon and eggs so we should go.
Meanan: Nah, it's ok man. I like my Yesterdaysies. I managed to not chunder or fall into a bush like Fat Chris or Garry.
So my clothes are clean and publicly palatable, Byron.
Garry walks in like a cowboy who woke up in the sun after a saloon brawl : You ladies done talking? I'm sweating bullets in my Yesterdaysies. Can we get breakfast already?
Keenz: Calm down Garth. You're getting Hangry again.
Gertrude: I will end you, Karen! Now, I have a tim henman for some bacon and eggs so we should go.
Yesterdaysies by KeenyKeenz December 14, 2018
Yestoday
When it's midnight and you are talking about the day you just spent, and get it confused with the day before because it's past midnight and your mind is technically set on the next day, though you didn't sleep yet.
Yestoday by Widdle Munchkin July 7, 2009
Tossing yesterdays salad
Tossing yesterdays salad by Gonzotherebelclown August 26, 2012
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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