Yestwodays 

Two days ago

I met her yestwodays

Yestwodays by El Benjamino February 7, 2013

Yesterdays Dick 

Yesterday's Dick: The term is used when you engage in two sexual acts one after another, but on seperate days. For example engaging in intercourse friday, not showering, and recieving a blowjob on saturday morning.

Girlfriend: Ew, what is that flavour?!
You: Yesterdays dick, baby.

Yesterdays Dick by Cutler & Curtis corp. April 18, 2010

Yesterdaysies 

Noun: Pertaining to the clothes/outfit you woke up in from the day before, smelling like the night before, and usually, at someone else's home. It could be the sidewalk, frankly. Whatever the reason. Perhaps you find yourself on Mars. Even a full Space X suit that you can wear for fuckn days will eventually simply be, Yesterdaysies. Poetry.
Events leading to Yesterdaysies are indicative of, commonly, some or other unplanned drunken adventure, mental challenges, or hopefully a safe sexual encounter. Or whatever the fresh universal hell happens on Mars. These events usually occur during the immediately preceding hours. As long as you* Beyonce voice* "I woke up like this!... And shall remain that way, should I choose to be, bathed or otherwise" ... Then you may use this term. You can use it almost immediately with yourself and then also those around you, wherever you awakened, presuming you are not alone. Most commonly, it is with people you feel comfortable enough to be unshowered around and in, what could possibly be, someone else's attire.

It can be used as an exclamation, accusation, suspicion, it can be proclaimed. Named. Even shamed. But never maimed. Because violence is not OK.

Bradley: Hey man. Don't go out in your Yesterdaysies, I have clothes to fit you.

Meanan: Nah, it's ok man. I like my Yesterdaysies. I managed to not chunder or fall into a bush like Fat Chris or Garry.

So my clothes are clean and publicly palatable, Byron.

Garry walks in like a cowboy who woke up in the sun after a saloon brawl : You ladies done talking? I'm sweating bullets in my Yesterdaysies. Can we get breakfast already?

Keenz: Calm down Garth. You're getting Hangry again.

Gertrude: I will end you, Karen! Now, I have a tim henman for some bacon and eggs so we should go.

Yesterdaysies by KeenyKeenz December 14, 2018

Yestoday 

When it's midnight and you are talking about the day you just spent, and get it confused with the day before because it's past midnight and your mind is technically set on the next day, though you didn't sleep yet.

Roxanne @ Midnight: "I can't believe that I travelled so much yestoday. I'm so tired."

Yestoday by Widdle Munchkin July 7, 2009

Yestoday 

The term “Yestoday” is defined as today and yesterday combined. It shows two specific time periods and events that can happen during both times or having two days combined into one term.

I've Been working on my homework since yestoday.

Yestoday by Shayte September 12, 2018

Tossing yesterdays salad 

Verb:The act of oral stimulation on an anus that hasn't been washed in one or more days.

"After a long hot road trip I was surprised Susan so was eager to be "tossing yesterdays salad""

Tossing yesterdays salad by Gonzotherebelclown August 26, 2012

yesterdays child 

Where someone acts like they were born yesterday

Your such a yesterdays child..

yesterdays child by Lolitsme3748 May 17, 2019