Yesterdaysies 

Noun: Pertaining to the clothes/outfit you woke up in from the day before, smelling like the night before, and usually, at someone else's home. It could be the sidewalk, frankly. Whatever the reason. Perhaps you find yourself on Mars. Even a full Space X suit that you can wear for fuckn days will eventually simply be, Yesterdaysies. Poetry.
Events leading to Yesterdaysies are indicative of, commonly, some or other unplanned drunken adventure, mental challenges, or hopefully a safe sexual encounter. Or whatever the fresh universal hell happens on Mars. These events usually occur during the immediately preceding hours. As long as you* Beyonce voice* "I woke up like this!... And shall remain that way, should I choose to be, bathed or otherwise" ... Then you may use this term. You can use it almost immediately with yourself and then also those around you, wherever you awakened, presuming you are not alone. Most commonly, it is with people you feel comfortable enough to be unshowered around and in, what could possibly be, someone else's attire.

It can be used as an exclamation, accusation, suspicion, it can be proclaimed. Named. Even shamed. But never maimed. Because violence is not OK.

Bradley: Hey man. Don't go out in your Yesterdaysies, I have clothes to fit you.

Meanan: Nah, it's ok man. I like my Yesterdaysies. I managed to not chunder or fall into a bush like Fat Chris or Garry.

So my clothes are clean and publicly palatable, Byron.

Garry walks in like a cowboy who woke up in the sun after a saloon brawl : You ladies done talking? I'm sweating bullets in my Yesterdaysies. Can we get breakfast already?

Keenz: Calm down Garth. You're getting Hangry again.

Gertrude: I will end you, Karen! Now, I have a tim henman for some bacon and eggs so we should go.

Yesterdaysies by KeenyKeenz December 14, 2018