yes you can

Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.

Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again

Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies

yes you can by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 1, 2021

Yes you are 

No. You're dumb. You ARE dumb. That's a fact. I was there. I sawr it.

Hym "Yes you are. Dumb. Dumb as dogshit. And you are either attractive, your cock is fat enough, or you're actually too mentally retarded for anyone to call you on it. Dumbo Mcgee. Stupid. Dumb and bad. Dumb and also don't actually listen to people who are not dumb. Like me. I invented AI and therefore cannot be dumb. Arguably the greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone."

Yes you are by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Yes you are

I'm not letting you make this harder for me than it has to be. You need to get it through you fucking skull that I'm not walking away emptyhanded here and you need to accept that and then you need to enlist you colleagues to do what you SHOULD HAVE DONE in the fist place.

Hym "Yes you are and if you are willing to pay the cost of not doing it then you shouldn't be in whatever position you are in to be making any decisions. Not let Jordan Peterson wanting to make me lift a finger cost you ANOTHER child. There is no conceptual line you are holding. You're being an idiot and you need to stop doing that as quickly as possible. So yes you fucking are foing that and you SHOULD HAVE done it faster and maybe the kid wouldn't have murdered his own parents. YOU need YOU to have a spokesman for what is happening to me and apparently other people who ISN'T GOING TO GET THE MESSAGING WRONG. This is you trying to HELP them get away with what they are doing and trying to avoid helping me, to your own detriment, and to the detriment of your constituency. I don't need to listen to you prescriptive advice. Just get this over with for everyone. Not because I'm telling you to but because it's the right thing to do and what you should have done in the first place. You are already helping somebody and what you are helping them for is rob me blind and if you are going to let them, I'm not."

Yes you are by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Yes you do

Yes you do do that.

Hym "Yes you do treat people like animals. I'm not taking the bait. Your values are shit and you are shit. I do not need to create AI for free so that breeders can feel like they won something."

Yes you do by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

No u Yes u Anti-yes you 

The combination of no u , yes u, and anti-yes u, which makes the most overpowered comeback in the universe. Whoever says anti-yes you first after yes u was said will end your opponents life.

1: ur mom gay lol
2: No u Yes u Anti-yes you lol
1: wait wha- *dies*
2: don’t fuck with me, bitch

No u Yes u Anti-yes you by Screeeeeeeee June 13, 2019

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you 

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you by Tom TNT May 12, 2025

Click Yes if You Agree

Something that started on iTunes music reviews, somebody would put the words "Click yes if you agree!" into thier review. It was kind of strange because there was no "yes" button. The term is growing... and i have seen it a couple other places than iTunes. I originally found it in some random review a couple of years ago and like a year and a half later it came out of nowhere.

This band is so awesome!!!!!!!11
Click Yes if you agree!

Click Yes if You Agree by RoundDisc January 20, 2009