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National YEET Day 

I was gonna do National Texting Day, a day in history where people text each other. Oh wait. That already exists. Every single day.

Why don’t we do National YEET Day? Where we YEET other people phones into oblivion.
Guy 1: Ayo bruh, u know it’s national YEET day?

Guy 2: Nah bro, whas da about?

*phone gets yeeted*

Guy 2: Wtf bro?
National YEET Day by Nazi OwO April 30, 2020

National yeet hydro flask day 

November 2nd is the day when you can yeet the hydro flasks
National yeet hydro flask day Yeet the hydroflasks

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.
Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

National Yeet Month 

National Yeet Month is in the Month of December. Every December, us yEeTerS shall unite together to Yeet everything we see.
Person 1: Hey, dude. It’s December. You know what that means?

Person 2: YEAH! ITS NATIONAL YEETERS MONTH! National Yeet Month is in the Month of December. Every December, us yEeTerS shall unite together to Yeet everything we see.

Person 1: LETS THROW THINGS!! :D

National Yeet short people day 

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.
“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019