Yeaps 

Yeah+yep+yes=yeaps It's simple math not calculus

"Want to take me home?" Said the hot chick
"Hell yeaps!!!" Most single guys who read this unless they thought maybe just maybe she was crazy.

Yeaps by Jagra99 December 30, 2012

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022

22.3 years 

In South Park the amount of time it takes something tragic to become funny again, like AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it has AIDS. hahahaha

22.3 years by Cartman January 7, 2005

Last online 7 years ago 

The feeling of nostalgia and sadness when you see your friend was online 7 years ago. Sometimes you wonder what happened on that day they went offline. Did they die? Did they lose their console and got a new one but forgot you? Did they just stop playing games? Sometimes we may never know. But all we can hope is that they are okay and living well.

Friend: Oh yeah I gotta go to bed now, I'll play with you again tomorrow.
Me: Ok gn dude I gotta finish homework so yeah
*7 years later, finds old console that I used to play on*
*Plugs console in*
*Checks friends list to see if your friend still plays*

Last online 7 years ago

Last online 7 years ago by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020

new years eve’d 

When someone sits in a crowded place and AirDrops pictures of their balls to random people who leave the AirDrop option enabled in their cell phone.

I “New Years Eve’d” pictures of my balls to mad random bitches in the airport ..... I dropped those balls like it was 1 January!

new years eve’d by Stephen Roche October 22, 2017

control-f years 

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.

"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."

control-f years by hodags1966 January 23, 2018