Yarndy FC

A football club/group/association, established in 2019 with the sole goal of reaching Division 1 in Fifa 20 Pro Clubs. Yarndy FC nowadays is a local phenomenon known for their gaming and sporting excellence, also heavily known by appearing at social gatherings with a one in all in mentality.

A famous date in the history of Yarndy FC is the 30th of January 2021. This marks the day Yarndy FC founder, captain an legend Blake Rogers lifted the Fifa 21 Division 1 Pro Clubs Title. This achievement cemented the club among the elite in the world.
Throughout the years Yarndy Football Club have had many players chuck in the famous green and red; some of the most notable being:
Great White Pig
Abuzar Castillo
Der Is Bearcum
Heung Min Ston
The Taxi

Chiq
Lara’s TopBins
The Timp
Darren Salt
Superman Bugmy
Leonardis Lambrakis

Bob Barker
Afro Jack

Riley Jennings
Big Orse
Mike Coxlong
Sleep Paralysis

Adrian Nthethe
John Cena

The Ratman of Southend
Big Bum
Miniminter

and finally coach Scoot Rogers

“ When Lionel Messi retires will he have any regrets?”
“Yes, he never proved himself against Yarndy FC”

Yarndy FC by Der Is Bearcum March 11, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Yarndy FC • Yarndy • YARDY • yardy know • yandy • Yarny • yarny bant • Yaindy • Yandy Nickbar • Yandy's Letter

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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