yard rage 

Yard rage

A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.

When I was mowing the stupid lawn today I suddenly smelled something weird, turns out the mower ran over and sucked up a pile of my downstairs neighbor’s dog’s shit and as I walked along, mowing the rest of the lawn, the vacuum action from the lawn mower was blowing hot, shitty air straight at my face. Omg, I had some hardcore yard rage.

yard rage by atleastfourcats August 11, 2019

Yard rage 

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready

Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now

Yard rage by Jexma September 15, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016