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Yard Sail

Being of absent mind to the point of not knowing where you are, what you are doing, who you are, or where another party favor is.
"Dude, today is a Yard Sail type of day, I left my wallet in that dirty raver's car and threw up in my own mouth."

"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"

"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"
by BodhiCypha March 25, 2009
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yard sailing

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.
"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."
by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006
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Yard sailed

The act of having one's belongings absolutely thrown and strewn across the ground after unintentionally hitting, bumping, or dropping something.

Can be used in most situations, typically humorous. Meant to mimic a yard sale, in which your crap is all across your yard.

Most commonly used when a large amount of items is dropped, or when a vehicle carrying a large amount of loose cargo hits an obstacle.
The waitress tripped over some dummies purse and yard sailed everyone's food across the floor!
by DatSuperPig December 6, 2020
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Yardsail

1. adjective; the act of forgetting, not doing or just plain old fucking up.
2. adjective; how one feels while or after doing to many drugs.
1. Fuck man i just yardsailed my job.
2. I'm so fucking yardsailed right now.
by ReseeZ October 1, 2010
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yardsailing

Yardsailing is the act of driving around town searching for yard sales.

Yardsailing is usually done by people who buy random things for a cheap price and sell on eBay for way more than what it's worth.

Yardsailing is also practiced by people who enjoy going to yard sales for the fun of it.

A person who goes yardsailing is known as a yardsailor. Yardsailors typically wake up early, search newspaper adds, and stay out till every last yard sale has been sailed.

Yardsailors are not to be confused with passerby's who stop at a yard sale just to have a look.
"Check out that yardsailor! Man, his car is filled to the top with old yard sale junk!"

"WAKE UP! WE'RE GOING YARDSAILING!"

"Who knew this crappy chair I got for 2 bucks would sell for 40 dollars on eBay! I'm glad I went yardsailing!"
by Sarah Jayne September 12, 2007
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YardSail

The act or art of biffing it while doing any kind of thrillsport. IE, motocross, snowboarding, wakeboarding, rock climbing. Etc. In most cases, the wreck is so significant, that a string of gear is slung in and or around the impact area simulating what is typically know as a (Yard Sale). However taking into consideration, that one is typically (sailing) prior to this now recognized art of the dynamic crash, the word YardSail was born.... Note- not to be confused with a Yard Sale.
Damn bro, it appears as though we have a slew of squids and rookies out here today. SURELY we will see some massive YardSails throughout the day.
by SdamiSalmi April 22, 2011
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yardsailor

It's a person who goes yardsailing.

Yardsailor is derived from the word yardsailing in which a person drives from yard sale to yard sale trying to buy as much as they can. So someone who goes yardsailing is a yardsailor.
Kid A: I can't believe my mom wastes her Saturdays buying garbage at yard sales.

Kid B: Yeah, my mom is a yardsailor, too.
by judojunky2 March 30, 2012
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