Yankin' my dick 

Most often used as a question in place of "are you kidding me?"

And normally used when irritated

For example:
Baker: "Sorry I can't make it over tonight, I've got some stuff to take care of."

Wayne: "You yankin' my dick bro?!"

Yankin' my dick by mAshton titties January 28, 2009

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off

Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off by SHLAMY August 24, 2019

Yanking my Dick off 

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me

You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off

Yanking my Dick off by swooceking October 16, 2016

you got to be yanking my dick off 

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

you got to be yanking my dick off by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017