Yankee-panky
Yankee-panky— going acapella, similar connotation to wanky-panky, but with a rougher darker edge. When one has not learned the art of relaxation in sex, or solo sex for that matter . They’re most likely stimulating themselves with the enthusiasm and aggression. Attacking their bog lands down yonder to the point that, said individuals lack sensation. Thus, resorting to drastic measures in order to experience anything at all, sand in their lubricant, sandpaper for that matter, heavy wire brushes, barb wire, no lubricants whatsoever, arcing batteries, crippled foil, yada yada yada.
Did Bob just lock himself in the bathroom for some Yankee-pinky? Jim is so uptight ! He really need a dance the Yankee-pinky. Lol!
Did Bob just lock himself in the bathroom for some Yankee-pinky? Jim is so uptight ! He really need a dance the Yankee-pinky. Lol!
Man they’re so uptight! Masterbation just fix it. What they need is some yankee-panky. It’s always the quiet ones that rub themselves raw. Yep he’s doing the yankee-panky tonight!!!
Yankee-panky by mattbruerart.com April 20, 2026
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