Yankee-panky

Yankee-panky— going acapella, similar connotation to wanky-panky, but with a rougher darker edge. When one has not learned the art of relaxation in sex, or solo sex for that matter . They’re most likely stimulating themselves with the enthusiasm and aggression. Attacking their bog lands down yonder to the point that, said individuals lack sensation. Thus, resorting to drastic measures in order to experience anything at all, sand in their lubricant, sandpaper for that matter, heavy wire brushes, barb wire, no lubricants whatsoever, arcing batteries, crippled foil, yada yada yada.
Did Bob just lock himself in the bathroom for some Yankee-pinky? Jim is so uptight ! He really need a dance the Yankee-pinky. Lol!

Man they’re so uptight! Masterbation just fix it. What they need is some yankee-panky. It’s always the quiet ones that rub themselves raw. Yep he’s doing the yankee-panky tonight!!!

Yankee-panky by mattbruerart.com April 20, 2026

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yankee pankee dildo-dong

Northern hankey pankee with the usage of a dildo-dong. (anal/vaginal etc..) use.

Stidam gave his girl friend a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong for her birthday.
Price doesn't need to use a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong.
Steve loves Dildo-Dongs.
Craig is black.

yankee pankee dildo-dong by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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