Yanacocha

a feral sorority of mosquito-bitten earth goddesses who left behind iced lattes and WiFi to become emotional support humans for a capybara with trust issues. They’re out there in mud-caked boots and matching existential crises, forming a chaotic alliance with spider monkeys while bonding over who got pooped on by a parrot that morning. They communicate in inside jokes, side eyes, and passive-aggressive chore rotations, all while accidentally becoming fluent in monkey body language and trauma bonding over ice showers and MIA toilet paper. Conservation? Yes. Sleep? No. Drama? Always.
Yanacocha isn’t just a place; it’s where the rainforest strips you of ego, WiFi, and dry socks until all that’s left is your soul and a suspiciously curious monkey.
A wild Yanacocha!
That yanacocha just looked like they crawled of of the jungle.
by CM8 June 15, 2025
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