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The yampions gather in the east, preparing to attack. The yampion harvest has been rich this year. That was my best yampion all week. I just got my yampion papers from the town yampion. The yampions are migrating south for the winter. He died in a freak yampion accident. I just found a yampion the size of a small ferret attached to this lady’s balls
Yampion by Azunyarcotics January 12, 2020
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A yampion is a title used for someone in a pedophile ring and/or commonly used by pedophiles.
That man is a yampion.
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tactical yampion 

A tactical yampion is a head pedophile in a pedophile ring, while a yampion is just a foot solider in a pedophile ring.
Tactical Yampion are leaders of a pedophile ring.

diplomatic yampion 

A diplomatic yampion is a yampion that has committed sexual assault and/or rape.

In a pedophile ring, a diplomatic yampion is of higher rank than a yampion, but is of a lower rank than a tactical yampion.
I’ve heard that man is a diplomatic yampion.
Man that party was yampin
yampin by WagzG March 6, 2021
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