Yahoo!

1) Declaration of joy.

2) Seach engine/life engine.

1)
Gretchen: Look on the bottom of this milk carton: "You have won one (1) free hip surgery."

Marty: Yahoo! We finally hit it big, sis!

2) I use Yahoo! to receive e-mail.

by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005

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While fucking a girl from behind, the multi-tasking male pulls out his laptop, places it on the small of her back, yodels a la the ads for Yahoo! and promptly sticks his dick in her ass and checks his email.

Man I was so busy last night, I had to Yahoo! my assistant.

by a ray ray's ray ray March 23, 2009

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A type of website that you should avoid at all costs. Signs of a Yahoo! website include willingly letting the NSA mass-search for keywords in emails, whereas Microsoft, out of all companies, will put up a fight, knowing of a hack for 2 years before letting their users know, bombarding users with advertisements and news articles about Kim Kardashian, having writers who don't know how to spell, making sure that the timing for everything to go wrong is just right, e.g. admitting about a hack as soon was Verizon is about to buy them, putting product placements in movies in the most awkward and conspicuous manners e.g. the Inspector Gadget movie, having a terrible search engine and toolbars that change your search engine to theirs, and stealing other websites' content.

Yahoo! can go to hell.

by rfrsiopgjdog October 05, 2016

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