Yahoo! 

1) Declaration of joy.

2) Seach engine/life engine.

1)
Gretchen: Look on the bottom of this milk carton: "You have won one (1) free hip surgery."

Marty: Yahoo! We finally hit it big, sis!

2) I use Yahoo! to receive e-mail.

Yahoo! by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005

yahoo! 

Email service/search engine/news site (sort of) that does fairly good with the e-mail and search engine parts but is either passing some stupid story about a worthless celebrity either wearing something they consider weird off as news. When they do talk about real news, the comments section is always filled with republican nutjobs who have no idea what they're talking about.

I have a Yahoo! account. Good with emails, bad with everything else.

yahoo! by Gaaraofthedamned February 16, 2012

Yahoo! 

While fucking a girl from behind, the multi-tasking male pulls out his laptop, places it on the small of her back, yodels a la the ads for Yahoo! and promptly sticks his dick in her ass and checks his email.

Man I was so busy last night, I had to Yahoo! my assistant.

Yahoo! by a ray ray's ray ray March 24, 2009

Yahoo! 

A type of website that you should avoid at all costs. Signs of a Yahoo! website include willingly letting the NSA mass-search for keywords in emails, whereas Microsoft, out of all companies, will put up a fight, knowing of a hack for 2 years before letting their users know, bombarding users with advertisements and news articles about Kim Kardashian, having writers who don't know how to spell, making sure that the timing for everything to go wrong is just right, e.g. admitting about a hack as soon was Verizon is about to buy them, putting product placements in movies in the most awkward and conspicuous manners e.g. the Inspector Gadget movie, having a terrible search engine and toolbars that change your search engine to theirs, and stealing other websites' content.

Yahoo! can go to hell.

Yahoo! by rfrsiopgjdog October 5, 2016

Yahoo! 

Yahoo! is a very bias website for searching things. It is also viewed as a virus to many others. Avoid downloading Yahoo! and you may be seen as a genius or paranoid. Either way, it IS your choice.

"Dude, don't download Yahoo! It's totally a virus!"

Yahoo! by Anоnymоus User June 25, 2019

Yahoo! 

One of the many things that was killed by Google.

As soon as Google skyrocketed in popularity and wealth, Yahoo’s popularity and wealth plummeted further and further down until Yahoo! became a literal remnant of the past along with Alta-Vista and MySpace.

Yahoo! by nlolhere July 15, 2020

Yahoo! 

A company who had a long epic fall from grace, involving toolbars and spam and is now owned by Verizon who seem to be trying to buy all the old internet companies before they die

Do you use Yahoo!?
No
Why?
It put a annoying toolbar on my browser and its search is terrible

Yahoo! by areyouok January 17, 2021