(Pronounced EEE-pleer-IE-o-DO-bius) The action of someone being so insanely confused that you'll think they have Alzheimer's.
Nigel was the smartest of all in the class. One day, he drank ice coffee and he became ypleeriodobious. No longer was he the smartest. He was now nicknamed "Dog-Gel"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'