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Your moms house 

Where I was last night.
Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"
Your moms house by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch

Your Moms House 

The place where I bang your mom.
Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”
Your Moms House by CringeKing... August 22, 2018

Your moms house 

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING
Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house
Your moms house by Howugay101 November 10, 2019

i was at your moms house 

an answer to any question involving "where".
<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

your mom's house 

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.
My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.
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