you have gay
A way to describe a person who has done an idiotic thing. Leaving them with terrible consequence at the end.
you have gay by fireballpenguin November 27, 2017
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Are do you have the big gay?
Are do you have the big gay? by Hoggest January 19, 2019
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would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter
A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.
A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.
Gay would mean homosexual in this situation
Which would you rather have?
A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.
Gay would mean homosexual in this situation
Which would you rather have?
Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"
would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter by MongusMongus July 30, 2023
its not gay if you have your socks on
its not gay if you have your socks on by Lil barnacles #1 fan July 8, 2022
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