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A term usually used when someone says something they think is funny but it is actually fucking gay. Best used during the akward silence after the fuck face is done speaking.
"That picture is really cool."
"Thats what she said!"
....................... "YOU DUMB!"
you dumb by king josh April 8, 2008
A reference to make toward ignorant and stupid people. Typically used by girl to explain a guy or boyfriend. Can also be used to describe a friend who is a girl when that dont want to except that the guy they are talking to is a Douche.
Boy- I really like you and want to make this work, even though the situation is difficult.
Girl- Awh, but your leaving are you sure?
Boy- Yes im completely sure.
*next day on facebook*
Boy- I dont really like being in a relationship while all of this is going on...blah blah blah
Girl- You just said you wanted to make it work, You Dumb.
You Dumb by :yusodumb: April 19, 2012
You the person who’s going to downvote this again and won’t let me put a definition for AHI TUNA!
If you don’t like this you dumb
Explanation for Everything
Why you act so gay? It's Ya face, Boi and Ya attitude I don't like
Whaaaas up, you dumb son of a bitch, you the one who starts shit

you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you 

the queen maddy said that
rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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