Yoinky 

Sometimes referred to as the “Yoinky Sploink” is what folks from the 205 call an unknown substance that has someone all over the place. It can also be used when someone don’t know the name of a drug.

Derrick: Aye man what’s with dude over there? He moving wild right now.
Chris: Oh don’t mind him man he just if that Yoinky.
Derrick: That who?
Chris: You know? That Yoinky Sploink?
Derrick: Ohhhh I gotchu now.

Yoinky by CoCo04 March 30, 2022

yoinky 

Quirky; delicious; cool; also used as a substitute for multiple terms in calculus functions

"His yoinky wife agitated the entire school board"

"This salmon sandwich tastes yoinky with these steak fries, Lester."

To find the length of 'C', apply the yoinky theorem: A squared + B squared = C squared

yoinky by Sam May 6, 2003

Yoinky 

A phrase used in the more surreal side of memes featuring funny cats with absurd captions. The context in which it was used first was One Bad Gloop by Ricebubs on youtube, where it appears to be a meaningless word that just sounds funny.

"One bad gloop and she do what I yoinky"

Yoinky by mozz gaming June 6, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky 

Vehicular Manslaughter

"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)

Yoinky Sploinky by Planetfinder September 20, 2021

yoinky sploinky 

A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae

Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*

yoinky sploinky by jerma985stan February 5, 2022

yoinky boinky 

a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)

you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”

mom : “hell yeah broski!”

“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”

yoinky boinky by sunsetklee November 26, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky day 

The 6th of September is Yoinky Sploinky day where you must kill as many people as possible in a vehicle. Extra points for evading police.

“Ayo bro I haven’t committed vehicular manslaughter yet””what are you talking about?””its yoinky sploinky day”

Yoinky Sploinky day by Sanstheskelet0n November 1, 2021