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A person who utters "yoink" in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfering ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.
Sam logs onto Yoinker.com, types in ipod, and proceeds to yoink the iPod from the ebay listing from the other bidders.
Yoinker by LiamUNITEus October 23, 2009
Words you can keep
An individual who sucks someone off, meaning he does things in order to be liked by this specific person or group of people.
-"Do you know Wadwhani?"
-"Yeah, he's such a yoinker."
Yoinker by WadhwaniIsAYoinker October 23, 2018
One who yoinks their penis.
"Yeah, Mario Escobar jacks off a lot man!"

"I know, he's a fucking yoinker!"
Yoinker by anth0r December 14, 2003
YOINKERDOODLEDOO
BASKARDODOINKER YOINKER
YOINKER by YOINKERDOINKER November 22, 2019
A guy that steals your girl but instead of stealing, he yoinks them.
“I’m finna steak your girl! I’m a yoinker, yoink! - Tyler Funke
Yoinker by tehejo January 30, 2020

Yoinker doinkers

Dude im gonna go yoinker doinker that waterbottle
Or
*grabs a piece of chocolate* yoinker doinkers

meme yoinker 

A meme thief -- but yoink.
Emma: Dab on them haters! But what if the haters dab back??

Cory: Man you're such a meme yoinker, you yoink SO many memes.
meme yoinker by Gravityre August 13, 2017
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