YMILF

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Young male i'd like to fuck. You'd think he'd be a DILF, but shit he don't have no kids...

Examples: Wilbur Soot; Joe Kerry; Dylan O'brien; Timothee Chalamet; Tom Holland; Mark Fishbach; Ethan Nestor; Rodrick (Diary of the Wimpy Kid); Avan Jogia; Harry Potter; Mattheo Riddle, Edward Cullen.

A: I wish I was a DILF, but I'm just a YMILF.
S: yes, dude, you're childless and hot.
A: thanks, mate.

YMILF by woohoosammie March 7, 2023

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YAILF

Young adult I‘d like to fuck, is a term used to describe people between the age of 18-25 who are atracctive and have other persons who want to have sexual intercourse with them.

„Chloe is a real Yailf. If i ever get with her I would fuck her brains out.“

YAILF by sealfanboy07 February 16, 2022

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Related Words

YMILF • yilf • ymirfootstool • YAILF • yeilf • YIILF • YILFY! • ymif • ymisf • ytilf

YIILF

n. abbreviation for "yoga instructor I'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor.

"I'm willing to pay more at the studio on 15th Street because their bikram class is lead by this total YIILF. I totally want to meditate in his lap."

YIILF by yoga_dude April 21, 2009

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yilf

Yilf - Yeti I'd like to fuck

Ronald: Rofl, Yeta is a Yilf lool. ^_^
Alex: You sicken me, biatch.

yilf by Alex blud blud December 24, 2008

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YILF

Yes, i like to fuck.

Obviously.

ME: Hi!
You: Hi, how are u?
ME: Good, but i feel like a YILF.
You: What the hell...

YILF by Im SIAC August 7, 2014

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YILF

Yankee I'd Like to Fuck

Girl, that yankee is so hot. He's a YILF.

YILF by Dhadik March 5, 2008

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yilf

Yakoff I'd Like to Fuck

"I went to Branson to see Yakoff Smirnoff perform and found my pants were suddenly ill-fitting in the fly zone. He's one yilf, what a country!"

yilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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