YMILF

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Young male i'd like to fuck. You'd think he'd be a DILF, but shit he don't have no kids...

Examples: Wilbur Soot; Joe Kerry; Dylan O'brien; Timothee Chalamet; Tom Holland; Mark Fishbach; Ethan Nestor; Rodrick (Diary of the Wimpy Kid); Avan Jogia; Harry Potter; Mattheo Riddle, Edward Cullen.

A: I wish I was a DILF, but I'm just a YMILF.
S: yes, dude, you're childless and hot.
A: thanks, mate.

YMILF by woohoosammie March 7, 2023

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YMILF

young mother I'd like to fuck, any woman younger than forty, who has children that you want to have sex with

Jason: What is the deal with you and Emma? I notice you have been flirting with her a lot.
Zachary: Emma is a YMILF. I was planning on trying to have a fling with her when I get chance.
Jason: Yeah. She is very sexy. I know a lot guys have been wanting to get with her.
Zachary: I feel that way too, but I want to see if she is good in bed before I commit to anything.

YMILF by Erebus4141998 September 29, 2026

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YMILF • yilf • ymirfootstool • YAILF • yeilf • YIILF • YILFY! • ymif • ymisf • ytilf

YAILF

Young adult I‘d like to fuck, is a term used to describe people between the age of 18-25 who are atracctive and have other persons who want to have sexual intercourse with them.

„Chloe is a real Yailf. If i ever get with her I would fuck her brains out.“

YAILF by sealfanboy07 February 16, 2022

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YIILF

n. abbreviation for "yoga instructor I'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor.

"I'm willing to pay more at the studio on 15th Street because their bikram class is lead by this total YIILF. I totally want to meditate in his lap."

YIILF by yoga_dude April 21, 2009

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yilf

Yilf - Yeti I'd like to fuck

Ronald: Rofl, Yeta is a Yilf lool. ^_^
Alex: You sicken me, biatch.

yilf by Alex blud blud December 24, 2008

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YILF

Yes, i like to fuck.

Obviously.

ME: Hi!
You: Hi, how are u?
ME: Good, but i feel like a YILF.
You: What the hell...

YILF by Im SIAC August 7, 2014

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YILF

Yankee I'd Like to Fuck

Girl, that yankee is so hot. He's a YILF.

YILF by Dhadik March 5, 2008

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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