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yes please

one of the many codewords developed by males.

best defined in an example.

(very hot girl walks by)
Male 1- oh man check her out
Male 2- all i can say is "yes please"
yes please by couldabinworse August 12, 2007
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Yes please

The meaning when you see a hot girl in the mall, store, tv, driving, ect. or if you want something really bad.
Did you see that hot girl?
Yes please!!!
Yes please by Matt, German, Dave February 10, 2008

Yes please

A polite way of accepting an offer
Q - Would you like a drink?
A - Yes please
Yes please by Julia Billington January 20, 2004

Trash Honey, Yes Please 

When a super sassy James Charles subscriber or “sister” wants to make up its own words so it doesn’t sound like it’s trying to copy ShishterJames so it starts to say “trash honey, yes please” when another “sister” has “tea” and wants to spill it.
Sister 1: OMG BECK DID YOU HEAR WHY KATRINA BROKE UP WITH CADEN?
Sister 2: no, but trash honey, yes please😉

um yes please 

When yummy is ready
Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please
um yes please by lilyungcylinder September 24, 2018

Oh please yes daddy 

To cum the universe into existence
I oh please yes daddy ed my bed yesterday

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol
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