YELLOW BALLS

When a guy is talking tough but you know he wouldn't even start something.

Pete started talking tough on how if he saw Jake he would drop him. Except that he kept swaggering away IN THE OTHER DIRECTION, with the biggest yellow balls between his legs.

YELLOW BALLS by Pseudopun June 11, 2013

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Yellow Balls

Derived from bees

Similar to blue balls, but to the point where it feels like your balls may explode.

"You getting blue balled?"
"Nah man, I got me some yellow balls. they could blow at any minute!"

Yellow Balls by Yeetinheim December 28, 2020

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yellow ball

To be distracted by something mid-sentence.

You: I got a new shirt and-
*car passes*
Me: Stop yellow balling and finish telling the story.

yellow ball by Kaichiturtle November 11, 2006

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Yellow Ball

Noah Tuckman

"Noah Tuckman is such a fucking yellow ball"
"Yeah he's such a loser nobody likes him and he's fat as fuck"

Yellow Ball by MajesticLordSigmaRizzlerIII October 9, 2025

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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