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A person being crazy all summer long. Acting like their dear friend, Xyphon. Wearing a patterned zip-up jacket, having twigs in your hair and being super friendly are required. Also, to achieve the full impact of "getting XYPHIE" on must be in the woods or near the open water.
Holiday: "Man I'm so tired from this summer"
Kermit: "Yeah, Me too! Wow, bra', this is the best, man. I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff. This is great, man.”
Scotty: "Well, we were getting Xyphie all summer long. and that makes you tired!"
Holiday: "Yeah, especially when you are wearing a zip-up jacket traipsing through the woods and being friendly to all the birds!"
Kermit: "I hope I do this every summer. I think I'm going to go, but, um... my friends don't really wanna go. Could I get a ride?"
Scotty: "Yeah, Being XYPHIE is bomb.com"
Hannah: "Yeah, we sound like a Weezer song"
Kermit: “Yeah Could I get a ride after we get XYPHIE again?”
XYPHIE by Sarah Jane Schauer June 6, 2008
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Literal Meaning: Shining crystal of

Xaphire is a term used for a person with three main interests :- metal music, gaming, programming in no particular order.
A lot of times these people are highly educated memesters. Optionally, the term is used to refer to a person with extremely powerful mental capability.
My dad is a Xaphire, he made a game for metalheads.
Xaphire by CodeRabbit June 5, 2019
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026