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Xylem is the hottest person ever they can rule the whole world 😋 if you know someone named that worship them immediately your lucky to have them
Daddy xylem go harder 😩
Xylem by Cjdjdksjmdmdmmd November 23, 2021
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Tissue found in tomato plants that transmits fluid.
Xylem transmits fluids.
Xylem by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
The strangest person you’ll ever meet. tends to have good looks and is usually socially awkward at times. To nice, not the best with women but can give good advice about it ,and might be a little to obsessed with video games. Tends to be quite about most things that bother them.
Person: hey

Xyler:....
Person: Hello
Xyler: *exit conversation*
Xyler by THE SAD BANANA November 25, 2019
Xyler is the nicest boy you'll meet. He knows how to treat a girl and will make her feel like she's the only women he knows. He will stick by your side but also know his boundaries. He's athletic and has a great sense of humor. You'll never get bored when you're with him. If you have a Xyler, don't let go of him.
"Hey, i just met a boy and his name is Xyler."
"He's a keeper!"
xyler by volleyball_17 June 3, 2020
the stuff in spraypaint that knocks out amateur graffiti artists who don't wear respirators.
whoa, what happened to webstar?
he's having xylene dreams, bro...
xylene by REFUSE TO BE SMART September 27, 2005
Xlemtu, pronounced "Sh-leh-m-too" is a crude Maltese word referring to female ejaculate or lady cum. But, true to Maltese culture, when it comes to any vulgar terms, its use varies.
For example:

A greeting among friends
"Aww Xlemtu!" / "Heyy Xlemtu!"

As female cum
"Għasra kienet Lilly...Xlemtu kull fejn tħares" / "Lilly was soaking wet...Xlemtu everywhere you look"

As a substitute for words such as "great", "amazing", "legendary" or "yes"

Person 1: "Ostja dak il-Puġu xhinu ħelu"
Person 2: "Xleemtuu!"

Person 1: "Wow, look at that cool Peugeot!"
Person 2: "Xleemtuu!"
Xlemtu by VersaceBlack April 25, 2019
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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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