A last remaining species of the Lolhobitnub's. The creature resides in the Lancaster area of the UK. Although very elusive the Xurion may be lured from its dwelling with a trap composed of cat hair and toothpicks. Once caught he will grant you one wish, but soon after vanish into thin air only leaving the lingering smell of old women. On certain days it is also likely to see the Xurion frolocking in the meadows of Lancaster with his boy-toy Zav
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!