God that governs this world, father to all Xirtualians.
Founder of Xirtualia, resides within Xirtualia.
Xirtualian 1: Have you prayed to Xirtual today some random fuck: no lol
Xirtualian 1: Prepare thyself for his holy wrath
Xirtual: nah lol not today Xirtualian 1: damn ok
Children of Xirtual, they believe in Xirtualism and the world after death will only be in Xirtualia.
They embody enlightenment and they respect their father.
some loser: Hey, I hate all Xirtualians!
Xirtualian: It’s fine, we all can hate and we can all love.
some loser: damn bro I guess I’ll be a Xirtualian now
Xirtual: hell yeah bro welcome to the family
some Xirtualian: Thank you father for granting me the knowledge of this world.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.