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A kind of sex-play to be performed between a man and a girl. The girl wears a strap on, while the man wears a fleshligth attached to his dick. The two perform an inverted kind of sex in which the girl fucks the man's fake pussy with her fake penis.
"We tried Xes the other day and we discovered that we might both be gay"
Xes by iBuggie October 30, 2019
Related Words
xesnart • xeS • xeslana • xeshrose • Xesb00n • Xeschel • xesey • xeshari • Xeshi • xeshia
A way to Pwnd people by analy penetrating them, then sticking your dick in there mouth.
Boooom Headshot!!!!!
You just got straight up Pwnd on. Hows the xeS taste?
xeS by WS SM July 20, 2006
Now lets have soulful elevating positive supportive spiritual wild tender caring chunky funky monkey beautiful angelic sex
after talking we had xes.
after our talk she said xes.
xes by Krkič September 14, 2020
The word somone uses when they want to/are talking about anal sex, but don't want anyone else listening to know.
Friend 1: "Hey i had Xes Lana last night with my girlfriend"

Friend 2: "No way, I want Xes Lana but im to scared".
Xes Lana by LohKuro October 6, 2011
Bro : Hey, I just had yag xes yesterday!
Based Teacher: Nah dawg, ya can't fool me with that one.
yag xes by LeakedUrSecrets August 26, 2023
Xessa is the mixture of tobacco,pot and/or hash after being ground or trimmed with scissors.
it's the first step in the process of rolling a joint.
GUY1: "stupid carl sneezed all over the xessa and now i have to vacuum the carpet"

GUY2: "what a dingus, how are we supposed to roll a fucking joint if there's no fucking xessa"

"hey you up for a joint ?"

- "way ahead of you carlos, iv'e already prepared some

fine xessa"

-"lets roll that shit"

"this xessa contains both weed and hash, i'm about to do some serious smoking"
Xessa by Dr. Cock'n'balls February 20, 2012
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