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Xanaxplanation 

When you have to make up an explanation for the night before, because you took Xanax and have no idea what you did.
You better have a damn good Xanaxplanation for last night. viagravation qualudicrous
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Xena, Warrior Princess 

A Badass~Kickass TV show of Fast~Paced High~Energy Adventure starring Lucy Lawless of Australia!
Xena, Warrior Princess is one of the Best shows Ever!

Xanax-up 

The use of prescription anxiety medication (obtained either through a doctor or from friends) when experiencing a moment of extreme panic or facing a potentially stressful situation.
"Oh shit man, I ain't ready for that test...I gotta Xanax-up!"
Xanax-up by dr: beatnik September 1, 2013

Xanax Boat 

A quantity of 1000 pills of Xanax also referred to as a Jug
Fat Nick: I got real smoke, Xanax boats
Won't jump the porch without my pole
Serving out the Texaco
Smokin' Pemex, Lil Mexico
Xanax Boat by ToasterBoi420 September 30, 2019
A Beautiful girl. She is simply amazing. She is funny, charming, alluring. she is different as you can tell by the name , but this is what makes her so amazing. Her originality, her creativity. Her mind will blow you away , and so will her kisses. She is the one that's worth it. If your friends, be more then friend, regret will be far from your mind. She is a pretty good kisser too (;
Xena is the missing piece of the puzzle, she completes me.
Xena by ALLUREEE November 25, 2011

Xanaxistis 

The guy who always asks for nudes.
-Hey, do you know xanaxistis?
Xanaxistis by Asteio October 8, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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