Xango Juice 

The latest edition of the oldest scam in the book: The Pyramid Scheme. This time it's the "multi-layered marketing" of a $25.00 bottle of magical juice made from a fruit called mangostein. Essentially it's the same juice you can buy from Cosco for about $2.00 a bottle. But you're not buying juice, as these snake oil salesman claim, you're buing a "distribution business" to make $100,000 a month in passive income. Yeah, you're buying a business that requires you to spend a minimum of $100 per month on overpriced juice. And to make money you have to get suckers to sign up to purchase $100 worth of juice a month and they have to get more people to sign up, ect. ect. ect. Then they tell you to write off any expenses you incurr (such as cable bills, beer costs, and internet access expenses)as "business expenses" related to your bogus juice business. I don't know what's more pathetic, the scam itself or the dozens of poor, dumb and desperate downtrodden idiots who show up to those Xango meetings listening to obvious plants in the audience claiming to make $200,000 a month in juice money.

Frank is 50, has a degree in gym, is divorced and his entire retirement savings consists of fifty bucks and the lottery ticket he bought this morning. But now he has hope because he signed up to pay $100 a month for juice he doesn't even like in hope of someday earning $800,000 an year in passive income with his own Xango Juice distribution business.

Xango Juice by Yo Mamie January 5, 2008

XanGo Juice 

XanGo Juice is the World's finest mangosteen dietary supplement. XanGo harnesses all of the Goodness in the mangosteen fruit. This is a product that will never be duplicated....only imitated.

XanGo Juice changed my health and gave me my life back!!

XanGo Juice by XanGo Independent Distributor October 31, 2008

Xanfool 

Xanfool is an up and coming brand launched off by 14 year olds Hayden Woods and Caden Hoang. Started in late 2021, Woods had the bright idea to put his plan into works after direct messaging Babysantana on Instagram for a period of time after seeing him feature in a Trippie Redd concert. His partner Hoang, helped establish designs and brand ideas with Woods that eventually led to their first release featuring the "bats" zip up jacket and their all exclusive Xanfool designed graphic tee. Since the launch of Xanfool, the company has grown substantially in Woods' hometown of Warner Robins, GA, and grown a lot more among celebrities. Artists such as yvngxchris, santana, and majjins, have been seen on social media wearing Xanfool and even performing with the merchandise on stage. After accumulating more than 900 followers on Instagram in the span of just 3 months, Xanfool is on an active path for success.

Nathan: Yo, have you seen that new Xanfool brand that Majjins was wearing on IG?

Trevor: Yeah, that brand is definitely next up.

Xanfool by lopeeezy December 14, 2021

xanga

The "trendiest" xanga -- an online journal must have the following information:

1) A list of every little thing that you did, including trips to the bathroom, shower, and anything personal that you should want the world to know.

2) If you went out, you must list every single person that you went out with. It's only a superb entry if you can list everyone. INCLUDING people you saw, people you met, people you wanted to meet and people you wanted to see.

3) In your status bar, you must "shoutout" to ALL the people you know.
OR
- Write a mushy lovey dovey poem, saying i miss you, i love you, i want you, why cant i have you, i cant live without you, i am so desperate for some ass, you know..that kinda stuff..


4)
a) To add some 'flavor' to the site, you must talk in incomprehensible ghetto slang that only you and your homies would understand. oh yea. almost forgot, you have to ToGgLe YoUr LeTtErS LiKe tHiS, oThErWiSe YoUr XaNgA eNtRy WiLl n0t Be CoMpLeTe!!
OR
b) You may choose to write babyish, cute, sweet, you know write in words that makes reading take longer than it should.

5) At the end of each entry you must force your xanga friends to 'drop you some epills' or 'holla baqq!' (whatever that means).

6) At the entrance and exit of your xanga page you MUST have consistant pop ups reminding people to eprop you, miss you, threatning to kill people if they dont eprop you, curse out those who tries to right click.

7) Remember to curse a lot, but ONLY show your status!! no need to make sense either.

8) Yes, and self adulation is everything. you must first write about how your ass is so fine, and convince others that it's true by posting pretentious pictures of yourself showing your 'fine ass' (i've seen some pretty bugly pictures on xanga). While flattering yourself, your self esteem is then boosted, allowing you to continue being an egomaniac.

9) Try to make each xanga entry as concise as possible. Shorten your entry to one word if necessary, then force all your friends and random people to eprop you, making yourself look important.

10) End each sentence with lol. LoL a lot.

1) First i woke up then I went to take a piss, wiped, zipped and then I took a shower for 2 hours, then I dried myself, then i wanted to eat but wanted to lose weight so I...then I called Bob then I like kinda watched tv at 2:37pm, nothing was on....so..blah blah blah..

2)Today I chillaxed with Mary a., mary b., mary c., and not to forget anna a., anna b. and anna, john a, william, anne, jenny c., jenny d., jenny r. Then I bumped into Jerry L. and saw him with Lisa M. and Lisa M. told me that she saw Suzie P, an hour ago and I was SO happy!

3)<marquee> i love you i love you butt, im so desperate for ass </marquee>

4) a) wUdDuP hOmIeZ OnE lOVe Fo ShIzZoO i Be cHiLlaXinZ iN mY hOmiEz CrIB n PlAyEd WiD tOy GuNz tO SeEm MAD gHeTtO. PaCE!
b) t0dAiii mE w3NtTa SoM3wH3a d3nS i DiD s0m3tHinZ H3H3 (*iNs3rT SmIL3y*) i MiSs yo0 h3h3 iPh y0o dUnZ lYk3 m333h bAqqS Th3nNs imMa g0 WitH3R aWaY iNt0 oBliVi0n....

7) dem fucking shitheads like whoa dey madd qanqstas yo mother fuckin shiiiiets..... etc,etc

8) I am gorgeous. Don't hate. love me. Stare at my bootilicious pictures. I just went xangaing and saw the most butt fugly girl. I'm so much more beautiful than her.

9) Sup.
--- 102 eProps / 51 Comments

10) Fun day. Lol. Met up with ppls Lol. mad fun .lol. lol. lol. lol. lol. lol.

xanga by verticallyChallenged June 30, 2004

xanga

1. A weblog community
2. A journal for people to
a.)Bitch about their life
b.)Post literature (poetry, etc.)
c.)Brag about their rich social life (usually made up events to seem ungodly popular)
d.)Chronicle their day
e.)Just to have one- because all their friends are doing it!
f.)To piss people off

2a. "I can't take it anymore, I cut myself again today, life sucks so much,I want to die"
2c. So like Jenny called and wanted to know if I could come over,and Matt called, and Brian asked me to go to the mall with him. So I went to the mall and met up with some more of my friends and some guys sstarted hitting on me thety were like so hot,too!
2d.I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, went on the computer...
f.)Heyy guyz sup yall im just chillin leave propz MwAhZzZ omg TaNya 2dai wuz soOoO much fun lOlz--LuV yA LoTzZ xOxOJaNiE

xanga by Emma December 31, 2003

xanga

Well, the other definitions pretty much hit it on the nose.

But don't be like the junior high retards and pronounce it "EXANGA". Them, along with many dumbasses who use Xanga actually are stupid enough that they pronounce the "X" in Xanga to make it sound like "EXANGA". The "X" in "Xanga" is pronounce as a "Z". Pronounced "Zanga". Although middle school retards who are obsessed with Xanga can't even wrap their minds around the pronunciation even though they were taught how to pronounce "X" as a "Z" in the beginning of words in elementary school.

ZZZZZANGA

You don't call someone named Xander, "EXANDER".

You don't pronounce the word "Xylophone" as "EXylophone"

"X" used that as first letter in words is pronounced as a "Z"

GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS.

xanga by jordandw July 19, 2005

xangalebrity 

any member on the blogsite xanga that gets aproximately 100000000 comments per post and is far too uptight to ever actually respond to anyone elses much less read their blogs.

Thetheologianscafe frequently abused his power as a xangalebrity to post nothing but crap on his blog yet have it continously ranked five stars and garner rave reviews.

xangalebrity by eadie March 20, 2008