Wunderschöne

Something your girlfriend will say to describe you as Wonderfully beautiful.

German gf: you're so wunderschöne i could give so many gifts & hugs, my sweet cuddle Bären

Boyfriend: *feels spoiled by German gf*
*Gives gf big hug :3"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021

Wunderschnit

Derived from the ancient Germanic act of bumping schlongs with no intent to do so. The ecstatic declaration ; “wunderschnit!!” and a grasping of right hands secures it as a true wunderschnit. It has been reported that participation in this wonderful coincidence is not limited to the most extreme senses of joy and satisfaction but a true dinky bump can have major physical and mental health benefits. Ancient Germanic tribes believed a wunderschnit conjugated the spirits for all eternity and fulfilled one’s earthly existence in the flesh.

Hans and Peter showering after hockey turned quickly as the shampoo fell to the ground. Hans being hung like a stovepipe and Peter having a modest but average horn accidentally bumped knobs. Having combined for 4 points and getting the win that night the shockingly realized that no moment in their mediocre and less then fulfilling lives mattered more than this. Together the screamed “Wunderschnit!!” Grasping hands and bonding their souls for all eternity.

by Spankylangford March 11, 2023

wunderschnitzel

The epitome of cool.

Dude, you're such a wunderschnitzel.

by Frederick the Great, the Free Loader June 11, 2006