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Wunderschnit 

Derived from the ancient Germanic act of bumping schlongs with no intent to do so. The ecstatic declaration ; “wunderschnit!!” and a grasping of right hands secures it as a true wunderschnit. It has been reported that participation in this wonderful coincidence is not limited to the most extreme senses of joy and satisfaction but a true dinky bump can have major physical and mental health benefits. Ancient Germanic tribes believed a wunderschnit conjugated the spirits for all eternity and fulfilled one’s earthly existence in the flesh.
Hans and Peter showering after hockey turned quickly as the shampoo fell to the ground. Hans being hung like a stovepipe and Peter having a modest but average horn accidentally bumped knobs. Having combined for 4 points and getting the win that night the shockingly realized that no moment in their mediocre and less then fulfilling lives mattered more than this. Together the screamed “Wunderschnit!!” Grasping hands and bonding their souls for all eternity.
Wunderschnit by Spankylangford March 11, 2023

wunderschnitzel 

Dude, you're such a wunderschnitzel.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012