Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.
I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.
It's the drink that shouldn't have been made. Too much ambition with too many different liquors in one glass.
The wrong island iced tea is the reality of the Long Island Iced Tea...when taken into account: Rum, coke, whiskey and hot sauce in a glass with ice and beer can be a vacation spoiler.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.