4 definitions by DcDavis

UBL

Undercover Brother Lover.

The down low homosexual friend we all have.

Dave: You noticed that Mike is a UBL?
Steve: I saw the way he looked at my ass, hes def a UBL.

by DcDavis June 23, 2019

Toddladult

When you got that point of inebriation and you are more of an toddler than adult.

You should have seen Buckon last night at the show, he was in pure toddladult mode. I knew those last shots of Jameson was a bad idea

by DcDavis October 5, 2016

Wrong Island Iced Tea

Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.

I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.

by DcDavis October 30, 2018

Hippie jail

When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth

Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?

Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.

by DcDavis August 25, 2019