Writers Cock

When you are trying to write a paper but you can't because you're too horny and all you can think all you can think about is blowing your load.

"Did you finish the paper yet?"
"No, I have writers cock. I need to blow this load."

Writers Cock by J-Dog da boss. December 16, 2008

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Writer's Cock

when you can't finish a paper because you're too busy doing porn on the internet.

"dude, did you finish that essay last night?"
"nah buh, i had such bad writer's cock. i didn't do shit."

Writer's Cock by BenJamin' Pennell February 22, 2009

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Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

Writer's cock block by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

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Writer's Cock

When a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a boner, erection, chubby, woody, etc.

I was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer's cock!

Writer's Cock by danthebananaman October 23, 2010

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Writer's Cock

When you are to horny to be able to form legitimate thoughts to write anything.

I couldn't write because I was stricken with writer's cock

Writer's Cock by Communist West December 9, 2012

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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