Write of Passage 

When you need to make a note of something and your on the toilet.

I had to use toilet paper because I had a brainstorm while on the crapper, hence "Write of Passage".

Write of Passage by knotnice September 8, 2010

White of Passage 

The stereotypical seven part rite of passage middle-class white girls go through.

1) Attend Private School.
2) Own Pony.
3) Attend University.
4) Date fashionable black man.
5) Spit roasted in Dorchester Hotel.
6) Date wealthy rugby player.
7) Rush him into self-indulgent marriage, thus securing half of his property. Spend next 20 years shopping, reading magazines, and driving large black SUV.

"What happened to that fine dime Cat? Last time I saw that bitch she was lookin fine."

"O she jumpin off, bitch now married to a honkey called Ed, who drives a BMW M6."

"Dat white bitch ain't wastin her time with one of her own?!"

"Yeah dis cracker got a condo in Hampstead. She gon' hit 'em up style - girl's white of passage."

White of Passage by RunaTrainThruDat October 19, 2008