The stereotypical seven part rite of passage middle-class white girls go through.

1) Attend Private School.
2) Own Pony.
3) Attend University.
4) Date fashionable black man.
5) Spit roasted in Dorchester Hotel.
6) Date wealthy rugby player.
7) Rush him into self-indulgent marriage, thus securing half of his property. Spend next 20 years shopping, reading magazines, and driving large black SUV.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods