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would you like to 

A phrase from Robbie rotten and is used as a meme, often distorted
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
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would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.
hi there would you like to sign my petition?

would you like to go out for coffee? 

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.
Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!

would you like to go for coffee 

Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"
No. No I wouldn't.

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.
Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

Would you like to take a survey 

Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.
"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)

would you like to rate our app? 

people normally ignore this even if they like the app. or they get upset
Would you like to rate our app?
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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