wotsits 

Name for those who wear foundation so ridiculously orange they look like they just rolled in wotsits, usually also have extensions tht look like skanky string. Most too have spiders legs for eyelashes and white lips from their wotsit foundation.
most also stuff their bras with icelands discount chicken fillets and use streaky fake tan mostly just on their legs for some unknown reason

"er, lets cross the road those wotsits are over there"

"dont let her touch you, she's a wotsit, she'll ruin your clothes with orange patches!"

wotsits by bugsy :):):) May 29, 2009

Wotsits 

A British girl in secondary school usually covered in fake tan and foundation, giving then a crusty, orange appearance similar to the Walkers crisp "Wotsits" (Which are basically Cheetos). These girls are most commonly skanky and usually are in years 7 to 10.

Guy 1: My little sister's got a fucking wannabe-roadman boyfriend? How the hell?
Guy 2: She's a Wotsit. Wotsits and His kind go together like bread and butter.

Wotsits by CharlieChonk December 20, 2018

Wotsits

His is amazing and is the most caring boy ive ever loved he makes you feel so special and

Is every girls secret crush secret crush that they hate they like him I had a watsit once and I still love him when you loose your Wotsits it hurts

Like hell and you wish you could turn back time you wish for one more second he could hold you in his arms again but your over now and you will have to put up with it you won’t ever be able to get over him as he showed you what it was like to be loved he is an idiot but has a heart more pure than gold he is I good looking boy with eyes as blue is the sea wach I admire his smile is gorgeous and his blond hair is so soft I miss my Wotsit he is the love of my life and I just want him back he is amazing and I hope he knows that

Me :I miss my wotsit so freaking much much I would do anything to have him back

My friend:I know you really loved him

Wotsits definition, :a loving boy you can never get over him

Wotsits by Millymoo123 February 19, 2026

Choco Wotsits 

Choco wotsits are a Northern (english) delicacy, Founded and Loved in Rochdale and the Manchester area.

even small doses are suggested to increase Labido AND penis size, there is absolutley no evidence to suggest that but it could be scientific FACT.
Choco wotsits consist of a delicate blend of Melted down chocolate and 'wotsits' cheesy corn snacks.
Other flavours/brands of wotsits have been tried to great controversy as the 'choco purists' of the region are known to get violent/sexually agressive at the discovery of such blends.

LOU B:

'ive made sum choco wotsits.'

Kenny B:

'Sick-un.'

Synonyms, street names ect:

'choco bean'
'keen bean'
'Brownflower arse'
'wotshits'

Choco Wotsits by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010

bloody yellow fuck wotsits 

These items are usually refered to as post-it notes. However when a certain person becomes angered at a report someone has written it may be time to break out the "bloody yellow fuck wotsits."

"I can't believe he said that. Hand me those bloody yellow fuck wotsits!"

bloody yellow fuck wotsits by Mark Emsley June 22, 2006

wotsit 

A name for an vague item, or something whose name you have forgotten. An abbreviation of "what's it called?"

Dude, pass me that wotsit, you know, that thingymajig, that doofer.

wotsit by Wotsit Willie January 27, 2011

Walking wotsit 

(adj.) Used to describe someone who has over-done the fake tan, so they look like a walking Wotsit. Guidette's like Snookie from the Jersey Shore do this deliberatly, but more often than not it is accidental.

Karrie - Omg, is that Shannon Kershaw? What has she DONE?!?! I told her not to use those sunbeds!

Josh - Lol, tell me about it! She looks like a walking wotsit.

Walking wotsit by DramionePerfected June 16, 2010