Worzelese 

Worzelese Is the language/dialect used In Southampton A farming town on the south coast of England in The County of Hampshire, Southampton Dialect is called Worzelese due to it’s unique Rural Burr and the classic West Country "wor" appended to each word, people in the nearby coastal City of Portsmouth who’s residents largely speak English struggle to understand what Southampton Folk are saying when speaking Worzelese since the dialect is beyond translation

A group of Southampton Residents talking Worzelese in the middle of Soton: "Us Worzels can’t stop laffing, we are such a good team ain’t we, Mr. Peters?

Worzelese by The Blue Army May 27, 2024

wurzelsepp 

A so called "Wurzelsepp" is the god of weed. You can Only meet him High!

Three is a Wurzelsepp lover

wurzelsepp by OniceD November 10, 2017

worseless 

the opposite of worse

Im feeling worseless than yesterday

worseless by TaxChair December 6, 2022

Southampton Worzels 

The Southampton Worzels are a collective of Worzels that band together to support Southampton FC. They attend every home and away game and sometimes even via their horses and wagons. The Worzels are the closest thing they have to a firm, much bigger clubs on the south cost like Portsmouth and Brighton view them as soft yokals. The dialect of Southampton and their supports are that of a farming decent, it is a strong mixture of west country and worzel gummidge. They have an extremely rustic characteristic and adore the crow master.

The Southampton Worzels might sing: "Oh when the Worzels, go marching in, Oh when the Worzels go Marching in. I want to be in that number, Oh when the Worzels go marching in".

Southampton Worzels by Wurzel Slayer June 17, 2024